My husband and I share this account and he asked me to write about something that actually happened earlier this week. Sign In Sign Up. Humiliation Did It for Me. Picture the scene.
Read these masturbation horror stories at your own risk
When you settle in for a good old-fashioned solo session, chances are it involves a trusty vibrator, a massaging shower head, or nothing but your fingers and some lube. You probably opt to fantasize about something sexy, or tune in to some choice clips from your favorite erotica to get you going. You know, standard stuff. But all of us like to mix up our masturbation routine from time to time.
The First Time I Ever Masturbated: 10 Women Share Their Stories
Sat in a particularly cool school friends conservatory cool only because his mum used to let us drink alcopops and beers from the garage fridge , year-old me was about to reveal something that I was about to never live down for my 3 remaining years at Park View secondary school. Tipsy from the sickly green acidic spirit and hot from the stares and laughter, I had, very honestly, taken a large swig from the bottle admitting to my penchant for making myself feel good. My eyes burned and I thought about all the holes I would have liked to crawl into after having admitted to something that was apparently so shameful?? That was the first time I was made to feel guilt around my sexuality and from there I encountered it again and again.
Unfortunately, masturbation stories aren't always suuuper erotic and sexy. Sometimes, they're cringe and awkward as hell. Here's 11 that'll make sure you never forget to lock your bedroom door again I was in my parents' bathroom playing with one of those play-vet-kit-things the ones that came with a play-syringe I thought it was a great idea to shove the play syringe way far into myself.