Skip navigation! Story from Sex. As the Bloodhound Gang reminded us in its hit song , we "ain't nothing but mammals. Most of the time, we keep that fact relatively secret, but it's harder to hide during sex. From squirting to ejaculation and menstrual blood, there are plenty of liquids that can make sex a big, old mess.
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Letting Messy Sex Happen | Ravishly
I have experienced some of the absolute best and worst case scenarios when it comes to messy sex. I have had the kind of messy sex where you get a sexy dew that glistens off your naked body and makes feel like a goddess. Ever made a sex tape and then actually looked at it? Unless it's professionally done, chances are not every angle is going to be your best shot. This week, with the change in weather and just how nasty it has been outside, I got to thinking about warmer days, and sex in warmer climates. Somehow, it was impossible to think of a great roll in the summertime sheets without immediately thinking of a time that I somehow have not yet managed to forget.
Letting Messy Sex Happen
We include products we think are useful for our readers. If you buy through links on this page, we may earn a small commission. Between the kissing, the sweating, and the other bodily fluids that make an appearance during outer- or intercourse, sex is an inherently messy process.
The Marriage Bed. Gentlemen need to understand the mess is a bigger problem for their wife than it is for them. They get more of it, and they get drainage over time: either a dribble as they sleep or a gush when they stand-up — or both. Semen coagulates after ejaculation, and then liquefies more-or-less twenty minutes later.